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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Photography, Painting, Poetry, Drawing, Prose, Propaganda by the artist known as Arte Barrato</description><title>Arte Barrato</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @minaturegolftheory)</generator><link>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>The Petrol Officer, part sixteen: Why do the Birds go on...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/oU2F09g7nPo?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;The Petrol Officer, part sixteen: Why do the Birds go on Singing?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In the Final Installment of the Petrol Officer, a somewhat subdued Celebration is depicted to serve as an Illustration for the Clarification of those who yet doubted that the End is in fact Near at Hand, at least for a wasteful Civilization that is centered on the Consumption of Petroleum.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/47797672598</link><guid>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/47797672598</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 15:16:00 -0400</pubDate><category>The Petrol Officer</category><category>Dale Wittig</category><category>Oil Spills</category><category>Ecological Disaster</category><category>Skeeter Davis</category><category>The End of the World</category><category>British Petroleum</category><category>Shell</category><category>Chevron</category><category>Oil Tanker Prestige</category></item><item><title>Capitalisms Collapse Again
Here are some more paintings on...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d005ce4302343d25f35d7d9908d46f4/tumblr_mk6re3cHFZ1qb5gj1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5e479ced6fe16c49f484fc220995b30e/tumblr_mk6re3cHFZ1qb5gj1o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8aade59302d98a1a8ada9d33dbbeecf2/tumblr_mk6re3cHFZ1qb5gj1o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a2bc5400a5bbe0ae75f6043807bf47a4/tumblr_mk6re3cHFZ1qb5gj1o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e0b47588c89439699fb76d3ef1307c8d/tumblr_mk6re3cHFZ1qb5gj1o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/de2cfc0d60c1b89fe445feb35c220204/tumblr_mk6re3cHFZ1qb5gj1o6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7afdeaa8838adb2753e7ed6b48ae8fc9/tumblr_mk6re3cHFZ1qb5gj1o7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2fda58028a2e72ecdbb17d8a304cf797/tumblr_mk6re3cHFZ1qb5gj1o8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/74b837ecb53b5d248b3a6c1d5f0d374b/tumblr_mk6re3cHFZ1qb5gj1o9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Capitalisms Collapse Again&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here are some more paintings on playing cards from Max Schumann’s and my upcoming show at Max Fish at 178 Ludlow on Manhattan’s Lower East Side. The show should be going up on the walls around the first week of April 2013.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/46198439197</link><guid>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/46198439197</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Mar 2013 18:20:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Max Schumann</category><category>Dale Wittig</category><category>Uli Rimkus</category><category>Max Fish</category><category>Capitalism's Collapse</category><category>Oil Spills</category><category>Playing Cards</category><category>Zardoz</category><category>Anne of Austria</category><category>Weekend</category><category>Meteor Strike</category><category>Brecht</category><category>Paintings</category></item><item><title>The Petrol Officer, part fifteen: a Structural Flaw
A shabby...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7Q_4bof48ZE?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Petrol Officer, part fifteen: a Structural Flaw&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A shabby Journalist, perhaps inhabited by the Spirit of that noble Scavenger, the Crow, is briefly shaken by the Discovery of a Structural Flaw in the Platform, which caused and will continue to cause Disasters of the Sort crudely illustrated in these abject Portraits of Malfeasance.   Subsequently a failed Attempt at a forceful Dance of Seduction is performed around the Wreckage by the Petrol Officer, followed, after a brief pseudo-objective Recording of the actual Event as presented by the International Corporate Media, by the usual Patriotic Display.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/45595027818</link><guid>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/45595027818</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Mar 2013 12:50:51 -0400</pubDate><category>The Petrol Officer</category><category>Dale Wittig</category><category>Malfeasance</category><category>Subterfuge</category><category>Complicit Journalism</category><category>Disinformation</category><category>Dick Cheney</category><category>Corporate Media</category><category>Public Relations</category><category>Hegemony</category><category>Oil Disaster</category><category>Shell Oil</category><category>Chevron Oil</category><category>British Petroleum</category><category>Patriotic Display</category><category>Corporate Go Go Dance</category><category>Corporate Event</category><category>World's End Celebration</category></item><item><title>The Petrol Officer, part fourteen: another Opening
An...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uqAulKAN7Ws?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Petrol Officer, part fourteen: another Opening&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;An Impersonation of Royalty is deemed necessary in order to restore the Illusion of Honesty, Openness and Concern for Public Safety on the Part of the Petroleum Company so that they may continue to operate unimpeded by External Oversight.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/45328779556</link><guid>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/45328779556</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2013 01:46:01 -0400</pubDate><category>The Petrol Officer</category><category>Dale Wittig</category><category>Public Relations</category><category>Elizabeth Windsor</category><category>Illusion</category><category>Wealth</category><category>Power</category><category>Environmental Disaster</category><category>Oil Spill</category><category>British Petroleum</category><category>Irresponsibility</category><category>Corporate Crime</category><category>Mendacity</category></item><item><title>The Petrol Officer, part thirteen: a New Platform 
Despite past...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rs79if3NCpQ?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Petrol Officer, part thirteen: a New Platform&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Despite past Disasters both recent and relatively ancient, a new Platform is erected on another pristine Site, not far from the former, after elaborate and rather careless Study with the Assistance of an Heir Apparent to the Business, who is, none the less, Subject to the Bullying of the Petrol Officer.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/45253949280</link><guid>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/45253949280</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 02:30:53 -0400</pubDate><category>The Petrol Officer</category><category>Dale Wittig</category><category>Oil Spills</category><category>Petroleum Industry</category><category>Environmental Disaster</category><category>Corporate Greed</category><category>Corporate Arrogance</category><category>Oil Platform</category><category>Governmental Malfeasance</category><category>Evil Tradition</category><category>Fantômas (Feuillade)</category><category>Business as Usual</category></item><item><title>The Petrol Officer, part twelve: a Pleasure Craft 
Given his...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RKXVreSafNg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;The Petrol Officer, part twelve: a Pleasure Craft&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Given his recent Setbacks and Failures, especially those in the Pseudonymous Realm of Public Relations, the Petrol Officer takes Time to recuperate and relax, and to pose in Repose for a Recording, which is self-consciously intended to serve as a Portrait of Power.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/45115790663</link><guid>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/45115790663</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 12:39:18 -0400</pubDate><category>Casco Bay</category><category>Dale Wittig</category><category>Oil Industry</category><category>Self-conscious Posing</category><category>Leisure</category><category>Power</category><category>Wealth</category><category>Pleasure</category><category>Conspicuous Consumption</category><category>Petroleum Consortium</category><category>Irresponsibility</category></item><item><title>Capitalisms Collapse
These little paintings on playing cards (a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f9e4d038e1cbb061c19d0aa6c625d72d/tumblr_mixxc5oDfe1qb5gj1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/72cee35ef57d1e357a7a608c5c81c38c/tumblr_mixxc5oDfe1qb5gj1o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c3c7bcef5d2b2540abae0931d7d23c24/tumblr_mixxc5oDfe1qb5gj1o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9739ba22e25b679b8b2b36dcc0be11a0/tumblr_mixxc5oDfe1qb5gj1o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/81a81e1756172439644c195ee6674587/tumblr_mixxc5oDfe1qb5gj1o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/443db653eacf6607426aa047a87f2619/tumblr_mixxc5oDfe1qb5gj1o6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/922b57b50bf2cc1df53f47ba0f100402/tumblr_mixxc5oDfe1qb5gj1o7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ecd911a99d644e88958ca044887539e/tumblr_mixxc5oDfe1qb5gj1o8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/610bbf15d5d0fd57e384f55b6f6bf6d5/tumblr_mixxc5oDfe1qb5gj1o9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Capitalisms Collapse&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;These little paintings on playing cards (a small selection from the first extended series I’ve done by this method in some twenty years) were made for an upcoming show Max Schumann and I will be doing next month (April 2013) at the bar Max Fish at Ludlow and Houston in the Lower East Side of Manhattan.  The theme of the show is the collapse of the capitalist system, which is something we’re all in the process of witnessing at the moment.  What comes next is something we all may have a say in determining.  Of course conscious efforts don’t always bear the results that we aim for.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/44225233310</link><guid>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/44225233310</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 12:16:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Capitalisms Collapse</category><category>Dale Wittig</category><category>Max Schumann</category><category>Max Fish</category><category>Oil Spills</category><category>Zardoz</category><category>Uli Rimkus</category></item><item><title>Samard Nhum, Circa 1995
Seventeen years ago I made a video tape...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9c5dcc11f2080aedc8f7dbf89d5ccf9/tumblr_mgkzfw4v4U1qb5gj1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b74eb6522732e44fe595c2e576fc3a98/tumblr_mgkzfw4v4U1qb5gj1o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/caf27173dd87d61b77b2a61b29750428/tumblr_mgkzfw4v4U1qb5gj1o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0908e39d28497f52a6a2cd7760a47520/tumblr_mgkzfw4v4U1qb5gj1o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/37da582113314e92136c19d9da1f94f9/tumblr_mgkzfw4v4U1qb5gj1o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/72e6a412374c0a9b0d44672b0c9c4934/tumblr_mgkzfw4v4U1qb5gj1o6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/97f5b4976ce4262ad5086cdf89d23cc0/tumblr_mgkzfw4v4U1qb5gj1o7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39f8a9244a6dec21edff3d2710616600/tumblr_mgkzfw4v4U1qb5gj1o8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/72a49529a0e6c8de80f6942fc5e9ff8f/tumblr_mgkzfw4v4U1qb5gj1o9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/238e081011ab3ec25f90ed5c2588a37f/tumblr_mgkzfw4v4U1qb5gj1o10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Samard Nhum, Circa 1995&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Seventeen years ago I made a video tape recording of one of my exploratory sessions on my roommate’s (Mpoy Ngondo’s) web TV (an early internet provider, expensive, archaic and slow) while he was at work (with his permission.) Near the end of this long recording there are a number of photographs of Thai male models, mostly naked (though sometimes the genitals are crudely obscured,) and among these pictures is a group of photographs of a young, very muscular fellow with the false name of Samard Nhum. For many years I searched the internet for further glimpses of this ethereal creature to little avail until recently, at which time I discovered the &lt;em&gt;picture search&lt;/em&gt; on Google image, where one is able to upload an image to the engine in order to find various sites where it appears, so that one might find a better copy with higher resolution, or perhaps even the source of the image, and so on…. In order to make this search I went about shooting digital photographs from my television screen and piecing them together (as the web TV browser only presented the upper or lower parts of the photo within its frame.) These then are the fruits of these recent labors: not the new, higher resolution images I searched for, but the composite photographs taken from television screen, which I ended up finding more interesting.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/40453510544</link><guid>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/40453510544</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2013 15:26:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Samard Nhum</category><category>Gay Thai</category><category>Vintage Thai Male Model</category><category>Jungle Boy</category></item><item><title>GIRL IN FIRST POSITION
These Photographs were shot from Video...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/055d3154a2acf94e2a86bf5567c64236/tumblr_mg1illHslh1qb5gj1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ec21d54c713ced712e3d34d1ab8f23d3/tumblr_mg1illHslh1qb5gj1o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/562c9e5397c2c283770aa38aa9d9efb3/tumblr_mg1illHslh1qb5gj1o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/376d4f4d3b8858c3f2da15c5eec53984/tumblr_mg1illHslh1qb5gj1o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1872ab988506e7caa3e47814b80c818b/tumblr_mg1illHslh1qb5gj1o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/726923632c66a5b5dc1f31940845062b/tumblr_mg1illHslh1qb5gj1o6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;GIRL IN FIRST POSITION&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;These Photographs were shot from Video Recordings of Two Versions of Tamar Schumann’s Play, &lt;em&gt;Girl in First Position&lt;/em&gt;, performed in August of 1986 and February 1987.  Pictured are Dale Wittig, Talia Falconi, Amy Trompeter, Susie Dennison, and Maria Schumann.  The Backdrops were painted by Mr Wittig.  The Tale told was based on &lt;em&gt;La Belle et la Bête&lt;/em&gt; by Charles Perrault.  &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/39552752161</link><guid>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/39552752161</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2013 03:08:08 -0500</pubDate><category>Girl in First Position</category><category>Tamar Schumann</category><category>Susie Dennison</category><category>Talia Falconi</category><category>Amy Trompeter</category><category>Maria Schumann</category><category>Dale Wittig</category><category>Charles Perrault</category><category>La Belle et la Bête</category></item><item><title>LITTLE DORRIT
The film by Christine Edzard, released in two...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c22061b7b4a05d337d09a59f42116e21/tumblr_mfwp22deUF1qb5gj1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/272f85eb92a989b1c866bebd80ff3a07/tumblr_mfwp22deUF1qb5gj1o2_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f85ce52e4dceb0ac7f67f1f942848c3b/tumblr_mfwp22deUF1qb5gj1o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5ea8ceffbaeca0eaf84d12a386b80300/tumblr_mfwp22deUF1qb5gj1o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c55cb1fb73c8e66afa997be4b71ec8a0/tumblr_mfwp22deUF1qb5gj1o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c8a0179fd689517a441ef92fa9998b3/tumblr_mfwp22deUF1qb5gj1o6_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/12c55cb76704592b293694ccfbbc3d3f/tumblr_mfwp22deUF1qb5gj1o7_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/60b38e5f41331a3be1d1fa191a5c5f89/tumblr_mfwp22deUF1qb5gj1o8_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/817e8115c260b08055354031dc1b95e4/tumblr_mfwp22deUF1qb5gj1o9_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/37befbd736f4c5da0671499f3cc177f1/tumblr_mfwp22deUF1qb5gj1o10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;LITTLE DORRIT&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The film by Christine Edzard, released in two sections, three hours each, titled &lt;em&gt;Nobody’s Fault&lt;/em&gt; and &lt;em&gt;Little Dorrit’s Story&lt;/em&gt;, made in 1987, is the finest of all adaptations of Dickens’s novels.  The settings, costumes, miniature work, photography, script, direction, and, above all, casting, of faces and bodies and voices, create a world on film that is the nearest equivalent so far to that presented by Dickens in his best work. &lt;em&gt; Never forget&lt;/em&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/39316520286</link><guid>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/39316520286</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2012 12:39:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Little Dorrit</category><category>Charles Dickens</category><category>Christine Edzard</category><category>Derek Jacobi</category><category>Joan Greenwood</category><category>Sarah Pickering</category><category>Alec Guinness</category></item><item><title>Bottom  par Jean Nicolas Arthur Rimbaud
La réalité étant trop...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6f54f532a73d3e75ecfd8f252444e458/tumblr_mf6r7myFHn1qb5gj1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Reality being too prickly for my lofty character, I found myself nonetheless at my lady's,&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/794e829498a63af6ff14a145c0cb2f1f/tumblr_mf6r7myFHn1qb5gj1o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; a great grey-blue bird soaring towards the moldings of the ceiling and trailing my wings through the shadows of the evening.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/649f2108ab74104e4032958d44819fce/tumblr_mf6r7myFHn1qb5gj1o3_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; At the foot of the baldaquino, supporting her precious gems and her physical masterpieces,&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/421738900c59e2c3f29ed9c02a0956bb/tumblr_mf6r7myFHn1qb5gj1o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; I was a big bear with purple gums and fur hoary with sorrow, my eyes on the crystal and silver of the console. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d7156bfedcac632f19ed0ee93f66daca/tumblr_mf6r7myFHn1qb5gj1o5_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; All became shadow and fiery aquarium.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b6ad13c0ca7a7b871997faf30395dec6/tumblr_mf6r7myFHn1qb5gj1o6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; In the morning - a bellicose June dawn -  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7972a1b5235dc5d336d2d259bde6ef4a/tumblr_mf6r7myFHn1qb5gj1o7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; I ran through the fields, an ass, braying and brandishing my grievances,&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/046df535149f24e62c3f85e0078b639e/tumblr_mf6r7myFHn1qb5gj1o8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; until the Sabines of the suburbs came and hurled themselves upon my chest.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bdc1dda74f2a30b5565ff570775c75f3/tumblr_mf6r7myFHn1qb5gj1o9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Bottom  by Jean Nicolas Arthur Rimbaud&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a50df7281024d88e2b055f267136859b/tumblr_mf6r7myFHn1qb5gj1o10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Bless thee Bottom, bless thee, thou art translated.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bottom&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;  par Jean Nicolas Arthur Rimbaud&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;La réalité étant trop épineuse pour mon grand caractère, -je me trouvai néanmoins chez ma dame, en gros oiseau gris bleu s’essorant vers les moulures du plafond et traînant l’aile dans les ombres de la soirée.&lt;br/&gt;Je fus, au pied du baldaquin supportant ses bijoux adorés et ses chef-d’oeuvre physiques, un gros ours aux gencives violettes et au poil chenu de chagrin, les yeux aux cristaux et aux argents des consoles.&lt;br/&gt;Tout se fit ombre et aquarium ardent. Au matin - aube de juin batailleuse, - je courus aux champs, âne, claironnant et brandissant mon grief, jusqu’à ce que les Sabines de la banlieue vinrent se jeter à mon poitrail.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/38155146017</link><guid>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/38155146017</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 12:28:00 -0500</pubDate><category>A Midsummer Night's Dream</category><category>Arthur Rimbaud</category><category>Bottom</category><category>Christine Edzard</category><category>The Children's Midsummer Night's Dream</category><category>adolescence</category><category>Dale Wittig</category></item><item><title>A Midsummer Night's Dream</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Act 4 , scene 1&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_memanl2RTx1qak2ed.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_memamuQ1bk1qak2ed.gif"/&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_memam7fofw1qak2ed.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Come, my lord, and in our flight&lt;br/&gt; Tell me how it came this night&lt;br/&gt; That I sleeping here was found&lt;br/&gt; With these mortals on the ground?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/37337102491</link><guid>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/37337102491</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2012 11:25:00 -0500</pubDate><category>A Midsummer Night's Dream</category><category>Dale Wittig</category><category>Oberon</category><category>Peter McEnery</category><category>Phil Daniels</category><category>Puck</category><category>Shakespeare</category><category>Titania</category><category>Helen Mirren</category></item><item><title>FRENCH POSTCARDS SENT 28 YEARS AGO
These are some little...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5xqb2s6j1qb5gj1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5xqb2s6j1qb5gj1o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5xqb2s6j1qb5gj1o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5xqb2s6j1qb5gj1o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5xqb2s6j1qb5gj1o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5xqb2s6j1qb5gj1o6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5xqb2s6j1qb5gj1o7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5xqb2s6j1qb5gj1o8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5xqb2s6j1qb5gj1o9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;FRENCH POSTCARDS SENT 28 YEARS AGO&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;These are some little paintings made as postcards in 1984, depicting the places in France I hitchhiked through, done from memory in the evening after tramping around all day.   These are just a small sample. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/36681708658</link><guid>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/36681708658</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2012 15:18:08 -0500</pubDate><category>Landscapes</category><category>1984</category><category>Postcard Views</category><category>Dale Wittig</category><category>Paintings</category></item><item><title>The Petrol Officer, Part 11: Retaliation of the Slime Folk
The...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vAhHMcxxtVk?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Petrol Officer, Part 11: Retaliation of the Slime Folk&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Slime Folk are forced to retaliate against the tiny Humans who were persuaded by Petrochemical Corporate Propaganda to direct their Aggression at these great Refugees whom their Stupidity and Greed have disenfranchised.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/29165700216</link><guid>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/29165700216</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2012 22:14:18 -0400</pubDate><category>Daikyojū Gappa</category><category>Giant Monster</category><category>Gulf of Mexico</category><category>Petrol Officer</category><category>Corporate Greed</category><category>Environmental Destruction</category><category>Pollution</category><category>Dale Wittig</category><category>Refuge</category><category>Oil Spill</category><category>Japan</category><category>Mexico</category></item><item><title>The Petrol Officer, Part 10: Escape of the Slime Folk, Section...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/efCFyRHi1v8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Petrol Officer, Part 10: Escape of the Slime Folk, Section C&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That which for Giants, such as the Slime Folk, is but a minor Inconvenience, for smaller Creatures (like Humans and Corporate Officers) proves here to be a Catastrophe.   Earthquakes and Landslides are  Nature’s response to Commerce’s relentless Attacks.   A premature Celebratory Dance follows.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/28767394536</link><guid>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/28767394536</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2012 11:16:09 -0400</pubDate><category>War on Nature</category><category>Petrol Officer</category><category>Giant Monsters</category><category>Gojira</category><category>Gappa</category><category>Dale Wittig</category><category>Toxic Spill</category></item><item><title>The Petrol Officer, Part Nine: Escape of the Slime Folk, Section...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/T4aWMP1Zoy0?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Petrol Officer, Part Nine: Escape of the Slime Folk, Section&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;B&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The Bird Shaman is inhabited in turn by Spirits of Adolescence and Drunkeness and Lust, as the fearful and tiny Humans attempt to cut off the Escape of the Slime Folk.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/28767180603</link><guid>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/28767180603</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2012 11:10:54 -0400</pubDate><category>Positive Vice</category><category>Gappa</category><category>Dale Wittig</category><category>Gojira</category><category>Mexico</category><category>Japan</category><category>Adolescence</category><category>Puppets</category><category>Film</category><category>Fog Monster</category><category>Petrol Officer</category></item><item><title>El Chico Con La Verga Expresiva
 
It’s been a long while...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8aexyICpH1qb5gj1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8aexyICpH1qb5gj1o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8aexyICpH1qb5gj1o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8aexyICpH1qb5gj1o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8aexyICpH1qb5gj1o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8aexyICpH1qb5gj1o6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8aexyICpH1qb5gj1o7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8aexyICpH1qb5gj1o8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;El Chico Con La Verga Expresiva&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;It’s been a long while since I’ve added anything to this blog, not because I’ve had nothing to post, but because I’ve been busy with other matters. Now on to more pleasant points of interest like this Peruvian lad’s talking penis. I’ve admired his many posts on one of my source sites for a few years now, despite, or perhaps precisely because of, the crude way he has of expressing himself. He lets his dick do the talking for him and I find a good deal of wit in this visual convention he has established for himself. I’ve seen a few pictures of his face without the sloppy digital scrawls he uses to mask his features and I can safely say it is not unpleasant.Still he’s no great classic beauty. One doesn’t have to possess such qualities of physical perfection in order to attract. I like the space he inhabits in these photographs, the simple white curtain behind him in most of them, the quality of the light, the cheap furniture, the steel framed amber glass panels in the background, the sense of being comfortable at home, yet able to express the need for companionship and the willingness to please. I find him beautiful, whether he wants my appreciation or not.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/28766698282</link><guid>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/28766698282</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2012 10:58:45 -0400</pubDate><category>Verga</category><category>Peruano</category><category>Talking Penis</category><category>Gabriel de Lima</category><category>Self Portrait</category></item><item><title>The Petrol Officer, Part Eight, The Escape of the Slime Folk,...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uUlWGti-MD4?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Petrol Officer, Part Eight, The Escape of the Slime Folk, Section A&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Attempting to escape the Catastrophe of Carcinogenic Pollutants used to contain and sink the Petroleum, the Ancient and Wise Species of Bottom Dwelling Slime Folk make their way to the Beaches to start a New Community, and must be defended from further Petrochemical Corporate Contamination, by a Brujo inhabited by a Bird Spirit.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/24861654714</link><guid>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/24861654714</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Jun 2012 23:13:45 -0400</pubDate><category>Gojira</category><category>Gappa</category><category>Slime Folk</category><category>Dale Wittig</category><category>Film</category><category>The Petrol Officer</category></item><item><title>The Red Puppet
 
I’ve been fooling around with these sorts...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fkcpa7nA1qb5gj1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fkcpa7nA1qb5gj1o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fkcpa7nA1qb5gj1o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fkcpa7nA1qb5gj1o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fkcpa7nA1qb5gj1o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fkcpa7nA1qb5gj1o6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;The Red Puppet&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div align="justify"&gt;I’ve been fooling around with these sorts of crude Figures made of Masks and empty Clothes since my very first consciously composed Photos. The first Image I printed, when I took that Night School &lt;em&gt;Introductory Photography Class&lt;/em&gt; after my Parents bought our first 35mm Pentax Camera, with the Automatic Setting (which was the First Thing I learned to turn off,) that conked out after Ten Years or so of Use, was a Black and White Picture of a Life Cast of my Face made of Latex coupled with a brown Summer Suit, purchased for my older Brother’s Funeral, on a cheap metal Hanger in my Bedroom Window with the Late Afternoon Light creating mysterious Shadows and Highlights on the translucent Materials, seemingly bringing them to Life. It was a kind of Puppet (which was my main Area of Study in College) and its resultant Portrait proved very disturbing and charming to my Classmates. I thus learned an important Lesson in grabbing the Attention of an Audience through the use of Lighting.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/22306723968</link><guid>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/22306723968</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 00:55:36 -0400</pubDate><category>shadow</category><category>photography</category><category>puppetry</category><category>costume</category><category>mask</category><category>wittig</category><category>memoire</category></item><item><title>Rehearsal For An Assassination
Taken with a medium format...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2u7vcG0T11qb5gj1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2u7vcG0T11qb5gj1o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2u7vcG0T11qb5gj1o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2u7vcG0T11qb5gj1o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2u7vcG0T11qb5gj1o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2u7vcG0T11qb5gj1o6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Rehearsal For An Assassination&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Taken with a medium format Rolleicord circa 1950, these photos were shot during the filming of the seventh section of &lt;em&gt;The Petrol Officer&lt;/em&gt; and represent a night at the Opera &lt;em&gt;Motezuma&lt;/em&gt; by Vivaldi, which depicts the end of the reign of the penultimate Mexica Emperor, Moctezuma II.   The elegant painting in the background shows oil washing over a beach on the Gulf of Mexico.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/21503232274</link><guid>http://minaturegolftheory.tumblr.com/post/21503232274</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 12:16:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Medium Format Rolleicord</category><category>Moctezuma II</category><category>Myo Han</category><category>Oil Spill</category><category>Petrol Officer</category><category>Dale Wittig</category></item></channel></rss>
